Everything today is taking much longer than anticipated

Motor City Comic Con is this weekend and the traffic is crazy! Took me half an hour to go 2 miles

Whoops forgot my pumpers

trying to do all the adulting today

Best agility class so far!

Mmm matzoh

Second flat tire this year

I want more ink

Tmw your boss tells you to get laid because you talk too much about testicles

Tmw your coworker can't bother to show up ever so when she ends up getting fired I won't feel bad