Ferrous Sulfate.

Today, the Imperial Mother lectured me because I don't go out of my way to prettify myself to match my boyfriend's face.

Officemate: Jogging tayo! Tara na! Now na!

Markie: Have you had dinner?

Pizza in the pantry.

Today, Markie and I ran halfway across Makati and back searching every square inch of ground where I might have dropped my office badge.

*stumbles into office wearing crumpled tshirt, jeans, flipflops, and messy hair*

Officemate: Tara na! Dinner na kasi!

If you put a black dot on a sheet of white paper, people will always notice the black dot.

My officemates are cursing me for introducing leekspin to them.