Not doing a problem on the homework assignment, because you "didn't know how to do it", but secretly you were to lazy to do it.

*unpopular girl takes gorgeous picture* Only 2 Likes. *popular girl takes ugly picture* BAM! 56 Likes.

You: Hola! Como estas? Spanish Guy: *speaks wicked fast Spanish* AND YOU'RE LIKE; DUDE, CHILL DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET!

Hilary Duff is PREGNANT. Zack & Cody GRADUATED. Miley revealed her SECRET. I guess it's time to grow up... my childhood is over.

That awkward moment when the girl with the smallest boobs acts like she has friggen double D's.

Teacher : This will be a partner project. *looks over at friend* Teacher: And I will be assigning partners. Damn.

Dear bird outside my window, Stfu before i shoot you. Sincerely, its 5 a.m ♥

secret language of girls: yeah I'm just tired/I'm fine= I want you to pressure me into telling you because I secretly am dying to let it out

when you do your hair AND IT LOOKS PERFECT, THEN YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND THE WIND JUST DOMINATES IT. -___-

We all have... that one guy bestfriend that we lose because he gets a girlfriend.