I don't get why can't hear my neighbor's TV, but I CAN hear his neighbor's TV. I really hate those loud MFers.

so i have 6 different plurks about ice cream & i just happened to have bought some today, so i guess i'll join you all in eating some.

when the boy gets in trouble by me, he runs to dad. with dad, he runs to me. he can't abide a united front though.

if i can't see the dentist tomorrow, i'm most likely gonna be on the news after a murderous rampage across socal. apologies in advance!

oh great googamooga, i just had a bowl of the white chili i made. i'm in heaven.

oh my. i almost came *thisclose* to actually buying oregano when i have 2 large plants in the backyard!

crap need coffee. all we have is chock full of nuts, some cinnamon hazelnut crap, and taster's choice (all thanks to the MIL). who's buying?

i just inhaled a bowl of chili cheese fries and it was EPIC.

it's freezing her in LA y'all. i think we're all going to turn into hipstercicles.

effin' ants.