Someone was about to throw cheese pepperoni and sauce at me my face... I yelled You want a pizza me??
That was an amazing organism. Read that wrong? RT this.
You're my best friend. So remember if you fall I'll pick you up... after I'm done laughing of course.
We all want a girl that's DTF. Dedicated Trustworthy and Faithful.
Real people don't have to tell people they're real they're actions speak for themselves.
Simba was moving way too slow so i told him to Mufasaaa
That moment of disappointment when you dont get that gum ball color you wanted from the gumball machine.
Dear websites that ask for my age do you think i was born in 2012? Sincerely nice option.
I just lost 320 calories by turning my head... fucking Seagull took my Snickers.
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats