Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.
You will get what you deserve.
You will remember something that you should not have forgotten.
You have a curious smile and a mysterious nature.
Keep it short for pithy sake.
An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!