irl- tech & phones does anyone here have experience with Dumb Phones or has pages that I can read up on? I'm curious about a slow transition but in the meantime I'm looking for a dumbdumb phone to use alongside my current one as a "test drive"

tims gift to the newlyweds is HIS SILENCE FOR THE DURATION OF TH PARTY and i think that's beautiful also Hickey and Ruby get blessed with the Goldfish Crackers and the rest of you can live your bleak lives without salty cheddary goodness

Janitzio
open log ft graveyard and Shovel the shovel
because I suffer from I Want To Do Everything Disease but I also don't want to tag. I just want tag.

MOVING TO THE GREAT WHITE NORTH part deux (anyone on my timeline who survived the first attempt is about to get hella deja vu)

YOUR FUNERAL. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

• a notice board post
• and my apologies to the GoT peeps ok

spacex NO FUCK YOU ELON FUCK (context, I turned on the news as I get ready to sleep and I had somehow forgotten about another space penis test launch from this FUCKER, y'all the rockets are so loud and I'm several miles away but I don't like it )

tim is going to put Effort into macking on the next cute girl who joins this podunk town I don't make the rules, it is what it is

October spam, episode 2:

Tag yourself I'm Misavisid

medieval dog names making the rounds again, for posterity

I am overwhelmed and need to bite a knee