Blair Waldorf is my best friend. I had handle "much" -- Serena, A Wonderful Lie

I don't need your help. Stop trying to play wife. -- Chuck, Gone with the Will

Damn that motherChucker! -- Blair, Summer Kind of Wonderful

The most important parties to attend are the ones you're not invited to. -- Blair, All About My Brother

I don't need anybody in my life that doesn't want to be there. -- Georgina, Desperately Seeking Serena

You're a Waldorf, remember? People don't tell you who you are. You tell them. - Serena, Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

A girl wants Romeo, not Hamlet. -- Blair, Hi, Society

The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life, the Prince goes off with the wrong Princess.

Of all the things—Nate, my mom, the girls at school—you wouldn't take this from me. Because if you do, I swear I will take you down.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey.