Now that I am approaching my first year anniversary I'd just like to say that Jessie is my favorite wife.

Dear Nikon, you guys are good. Real good.

Cardoor +force+phone = my bent ass phone pingfmmedia.s3.amazonaws...

Roku just gets better and better...now a channel with lifehaker desteuctiod scams and epic meal time...boom beotches

Drinking seriously effects my ability to find four leaf clovers.

Haha hahaha zombie strippers. Lol what a movie ...Lysol

Sun sun sun sun sun finally some sun. Time to get my drink on!

If the local favorites section of my Netflix homepage is littered with serial killer movies should I be concerned :-/

So apparently No one ever told my new healthcare benefit provider that they were the primary. Amazing.

Leaving work in an hour...thankyou summer hours!!