Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it.
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman