No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
Women may fall when there's no strength in men.