if i could change your mind, how would you want me?

f*cking karma

hellllllllllo!

gusto ko ng strawberry

sorry sa flood.

My friend said: “Ang galing ‘no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!”

When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, “Hey, I got a missed call!” My friend said, “Anong sabi?”

An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: “Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…”

Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!” Pasahero: “Boss, Cubao?”

Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”