kausap

Boy: Hey, wanna watch me play DOTA?.......Girl: Hey, wanna watch me date other guy?........Boy: Joke! lang........HAHAHAHA!

Dont hate the player nor the game. Hate urself for getting played.

8planets --7continents -- 204countries -- 7seas -- 7,107philippine islands &7billion people TAPOS SINGLE AKO? PAMBIHIRA!!

Whale ka ba? WHALE you be my date this valentines?

"Porket SINGLE ba looking for SOMEONE na agad ? Hindi ba puwedeng Waiting for YOU muna ?" <3

ang lamig!gus2 ko 2loy gawin ang gnagawa ng mgasawa....................mgkape

Boy: "Gusto kong maging superhero, Hulaan mo kung anong pangalan ko." Girl: "Superman? Batman?" Boy: (ngumingiti) YOUR ONLY MAN.

"Dear Basurero, nangongolekta ka PLASTIK di ba? Pwede bang yung KAIBIGAN ko rin ang ikolekta mo. PLASTIK kasi siya.

Para kang score sa VIDEOKE............... SINUNGALING!