do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”
but then you just keep eating it

“The worst part about being strong is that no one ever asks if you’re okay.”

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and swaggy

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

my imagination says yes, but my drawing skills say no

wow I’m glad you said no offense before insulting me, really cleared things up

What if you had a superpower that you could get away with murder. Anytime, anywhere.
But you don’t know because you’ve never tried it…

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down