Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't workout.

Para sa mga lalake, Alam mo na ngang selosa ang girlfriend mo, ginagawa mo pa rin yung mga bagay na pinagseselosan niya.

The ABC song, Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle Little Star have same melody. Proof: "Twinkle black sheep have you any G, yes sir wonder LMNOP."

The only time a girl should fall on her knees for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe lace

When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

Boy I Love You So, And I Will Never Let You Go.

when a friend does something wrong, don't forget all the things they did right.

It's stupid to hold onto something that just keeps hurting you, but it's also stupid to let go of everything you ever wanted.

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.

When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.