put an orange next to me and i will obliterate it with just my sheer hater brainwaves. i wont even move a muscle.

guess what? i still hate oranges

oranges still

oranges

i think im allergic to every single non-studio class in the world.... achoo! sniffl sniffle.... scuse me.....

breakfast is a social construct and a punishment put on this earth to force humans to atone for their morning sins

Gimme a #SLORKCHECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooh ooh we should do a plurk trend where someone says a code word like #slork and then in the comments we all have to send a pic of what we are doing at the exact moment we see the #slork that would be so fun plurkwrs what do you think