Our son found a tiny lizard in the office ☹️

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I didn’t think I’d score that high tbh

I will never understand why Roman’s family is afraid of using spices

I can’t believe this, I’m feeling ill so I made some Mac and cheese (I don’t want it) and our little black cat came up and started eating it

machine translating Chinese be like:

Damn, I opened up Gmail and saw my paid account for jolyne expired and I was so confused because I thought I re-upped it two nights ago. But then I had a fear that maybe I didn’t just sleep for a few hours but have been asleep for like two months

so I guess need up ordering a new pipe to try as well as a glass blunt

How is bob & margaret more relatable the older I got? (Spoilers: I finally aged into the demographic)

I want you to know that my personal email has been getting emails people have been writing to a church or ministry because people can’t be bothered to look up their actual email and I’m so tempted to start replying to people using the Gmail auto-responses to accept the thanks they’re giving me

[sinfluencers] so I’m on the emp , next I’m gonna be hitting up the tdm and reserves