The PB jars from the last plurk were "soaking" on the kitchen table until this afternoon. Now, barely rinsed, they are in the recycling.

A few years ago I was dating a girl R had a major crush on. She hated washing peanut butter jars because she thought they smelled weird...

Our bathroom door has been getting somewhat stuck lately. R has started standing around during & after C showers "in case she needs help."

...but thanks for not trying to watch UFC with me last night, even though I heard you pacing around outside my room.

Please stop trying to impress me with "your" taste in music. Asking me for brutal death metal is a conversation right out of 2 years ago.

R just pretended to make dinner. He's contrived to make dinner at the same time as me on many occasions, and it's usually a real dinner...

R has been spying all day. 1) He paced the halls starting exactly when C left her room and ending exactly when she left the house. 2) He ...

While cleaning we found an old envelope of R's containing 20+ fliers from different pizza chains that he never orders from. Z threw it out.

Z and I cleaned the whole kitchen except C's moldy dishes, then R made a huge spectacle of washing them. Is that supposed to be romantic?

C and her boyfriend are asleep in bed together. R is knocking on her door repeatedly. She's not answering and he's still standing there.