So I'll be sawing off my left arm. It's really the only thing left to do at this juncture. Just as soon as I decide who I'm mailing it to.

It's called caching. Why is ABC the only [legal] television site that understands that?

plotting the death of one Kahuna Blair. Salty liquid *frickam frackam mutter mutter mutter*

Regional pride is incredibly stupid. I love you, but it's stupid. One is not better they're just fucking different! Get out of the house.

Ate two things I haven't had in... probably years: Potato Chips and A Baby Ruth. I can hear Luthor now, "are you pregnant?"

So you tell me Marvel outsells DC? I don't get it. Secret Invasion is poo, while Final Crisis is EPIC. WE HAVE BATMAN! (AND SUPERMAN!) Mad!

My "I told you so" that was 2 years in the making... Awesome.

When I blink out of this life I hope it's in an incredibly disturbing way. Sort of a last laugh. By all means desecrate away.

I'm pretty feircely depressed. I wonder if happy pills fall under Target's $1 prescriptions...

In case anyone was wondering, and please let me know if you were (I'm curious), bruise mentions were never allusions to sex.