don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence
it is better to stick with the devil you know than trust the kind angel that you don't entirely know anything about.
Darling, you give love a bad name.
even if afterlife did exist, I don't want to go to heaven because I think hell is whole lot better to live.
people who lost all hope would generally die quickly
euro is finish, stock market is toast.