I'm having the worst Saturday night of my life. Worst in a sense that it's plain, boring, basic, yea I'll put it that way

Idiot-repellent please.

yea, Friday night in bed, overthinking lol whatever

Idiots, they're everywhere

May this Wednesday be ever in my favor.

Can't count the number of WTFs that came out of my mouth just today.

Everything's alright.

One productive Sunday!

Just did some dick move now I'm thinking of the ways to redeem myself, or at least my face. Damn.

I eat a lot. I just don't get fat. Sorry if that offends elephants like you.