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RAINY SEASON NA!!!

GOOD AM!.

true friends?! ayoko na... walang tunay sa inyo!!! nde po ito bait. d q need ang reply nyu.

TEACHER: kung meron akong 5 anak sa unang asawa, 10 sa pangalawa at 3 sa pangatlo... (then a student raises his hand and answers) KALANDIAN!

sosyal na gurl: my mom works in a uhmm... uhmm... fabric!

ANUNG PINAGKAIBA NG 69 AT 6.9?

those jokes came up from d topic: what r dumbest thing i've heard in school.

teacher: class wat r nitrates? student: maam, nitrates r mor xpensive dan day rates... XD

listening to radio and hears this "sir, i hav 2 words for u... fri...day!"