"discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation" wtf when did fortune cookies get sad or political?

poor cern physicists... the end of the world keeps getting delayed

only six more hours till the start of my weekend...

frak windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt... does my desktop really want to be replaced that badly?

its gonne be one of those BSOD days...

omfg... i cant survive the space phase of spore!

um... college freshmen amazed that there are such things as urinal cakes... seriously? were they home schooled?

whoops... prepared for the wrong experiment last night... three weeks ahead of schedule.

testing new phone sms updates

Very flattered that the downstairs receptionist thought i was a postdoc