plurk when they see their stats skyrocketing for the first time since 2011 and realize it’s just a bunch of teens that think they’re anime characters:

Give me a cool fucking badge I need to be a plunk pimp

me throwing piss at my wall

GIVE ME CLOUT I WANT KARMA HH RNRRGGGGGG I WANT A SEXY MONSTER SHGGNNN A SEXY MONSTER TO FUCKKN N HERG VRGGF

bandori

fuck

plurk can u change ur thingy to TOOT! it is cooler and the kinnies demand it

ive got 12 plurk friwnds i think i have the right to say im a plurk influencer now

All these bitches stupid

thuogt i got an ad for tittiemax. This is off 2 a fantastic start