Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!".
Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application..
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose..
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest..
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies..
INSECURITY reigns in an UGLY HEART of an empty BRAIN!!!!!
I hate people who don't know how to welcome others!.