Going to change my profile pic, maybe change my name and response to plurk..them maybe KARMA will go up!

The surest cure for a cough? Swallow a box of laxatives and you will be to scared to cough.

height of addiction: just before hanging judge asked the prisoner, any last wish?

busy thinking how to start increasing her karma AGAIN!

wishing that Extreme Makeover Show will come and clean her house...

There are days when I wish I could be young again.When all I had to worry about was what dress and accessories my barbie doll was gonna wear

HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY to www.plurk.com/alfiegirl and www.plurk.com/_ging

When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?

why is a christmas tree better than a man??? It stays up for 12 days & nights, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on!!!!!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."