If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.

That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you

Meeting someone and instantly hating them for reasons you can't explain.

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there.. just in case it needs help.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Karma is a fair lady. You do shit to someone, and it comes back to you again =]

hate when people talk when I'm trying to watch a movie.

The awkward moment when the microwave heats up your bowl more than your food

I force myself not to look at the clock during class so time goes by faster.