I didn't fall! I attacked the floor !

ouut

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle…..

A relationship without Trust, is like a car without gas. We can stay in it all we want, but it won’t go anywhere.

.. I am !

Karma up !

I'm going to somewhere I don't know lt;...

"HEY CAN I HAVE A SIP?" "sure..." GULP GULP GULP. "DUDE WTF?"

If you say 'pepper and salt' instead of 'salt and pepper', it just sounds wrong

That annoying moment when a package says "easy open"and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a life saber to open it