Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. -

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. -

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Talent is given, greatness is earned

The return of the comeback