PUNUIN MO NANG TUBIG UNG INIDORO.-mga pwede mong mong gawin pg wla k A MAgawa

magputol ng kuko... gamit blade... hehehe--mga pwede mong mong gawin pg wla k A MAgawa

mga pwede mong gwin pag wla kng mgawa-uminom ng sprite sabay kaen ng 20 pcs na mentos...

pweden mong gawin pag wla kng mgawa-SIPILYUHIN MO MATA MO.

mga pwedeng mong gawin pag wla kng mgawa-PAPAKIN MO UNG KAPE KUNYARI MILO

Pumasok ang isang manok sa bar: Hindi kmi ngseserve ng manok dito sbi ng bartender Ok lng indi ako kakain gusto ko lng uminom sbi ng manok

A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says Why? Are my eyes bulging

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love? Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

If he loves you then don't waste that, you might never be able to get it back.