here plurkvillain... heeeere plurkvillain...

snakes in my gut snakes in my gut if i fart real hard one comes out my butt

me reading all ur plurks: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... ya.......

it would be so awesome

i like lamp posts (not posts abt lamps)

i have plurk in the same folder on my phone as mcdonalds app

what was the last thing u drop kicked

do u know why the call it a bus? it’s becaus becus beus bus

i hate my organs!!! i hate: lungs, kidney, spleen, stomach.

i will elimnate all species on this earth.. i willl destroy all biota and create an age of rocks only