just so u know even tho ur the main character every so often it cuts to me experiencing a whacky subplot for comedic relief

i just learned the zombie virus spreads through plurk... be careful out there, don’t become a zobie !!!

referee from the world cup soccer game: “red card. u forgot my good morning kiss”. yes he actually said this. quite gay.

trolololo; et-tu??

showing off my plurk tattoo at a party everyone: w..wow.. i didnt knoew u plaurked... me: ya

me when protesters protest with signs and songs instead of killing someone: NO!! KILL SOMEONE!!! KILL SOMOEMONE

yummy.. what id do for just one bite

at family thanksgiving dinner me: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE lets all the ants in from outside to share the yummy meal!