comprehends earth-shattering rock stars

The worst question in the world.. "Are you OK?" Obviously, I'm not!

Im strong because I know my weaknesses. Im a lover because Im a fighter.Im wise because Ive been foolish.I laugh because Ive known sadness.

...wonders why homework use to be 1+1=2, and now its Y-2Y=4(X-7)Y=777-X-9-0987655>_< AGGGGGHH!!!my brain hurts!!!

Tests are on paper Paper comes from trees Trees give us oxygen We need oxygen to live So every time we take a test we die a little bit.

has sacrificed herself for gargantuan vodka

is fired up about fuzzy milkshakes

Every minute I'm not talking to you, seems like the longest minute of my life.

A girl's 'nothing' usually means 'a lot'. Actually it means 'a lot and don't get me started'

Don't be afraid when you hear a thunderstorm, it's the Cullen's playing baseball.