You may call me fat... But i can loose weight What can you do about your face?!

hala cgeha,. THICK-SKINNED!

gandang gabi!

lallalalalalalalal..

When you get hit by the "KARMA BUS", Don't cry... You probably caused the accident.

learned that smiling suppresses the gag reflex... and some people wonder why I smile so much around them...

I like my job...on my days off. I love my job...on payday.

My eyes are telling me to go to bed but my brain is saying just a little more FACEBOOK please.

I <3 you Pillow, I <3 you Blanket, I <3 you Bed, I hate you Clock!