the timeline of savory spreads: Bovril (1870) > Marmite (1902) > Vegemite (1922)

je suis aller a l'examen francais.

did i really just ask if i could do a bodyshot off his abs?

: It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

stop using twitter via my blackberry, cause it fucks up everything.

it's amazing how Facebook/the web can bring people together to mourn... RIP, Mr. Ganesh Ur History lessons were never boring.

i love surprise parties. Especially when there r penis-shaped cupcakes involved.

remember Friendster? Sure u do... No, it wasn't just a dream. Total revamp! Check it out www.friendster.com

a very happy, ice cream-filled girl ^.^

another snowstorm that's even worst than the first!