kathy griffin and woz at the bear convention: www.flyingmachinestudios...

he could buy the world a coke and teach everyone to sing in perfect harmony.

he didn't have to leave the house to go buy a bedazzler. it's elton john night tomorrow at my favorite bar and i need to work on my outfit.

vin diesel > chuck norris

listening to Celine Dion. I don't care what anyone else says. She is brilliant!

so excited that Antonio Banderas is coming to Broadway! perezhilton.com/2008-07-...

i feel like chicken tonight

the plurk social experiment has begun, July 10 2008, 19:00 till July 14 sometime in AM BWAHAHAHAH

I have successfully lowered my karma to an acceptable level of 0.59. Thank you.

anyone know a Japanese city that sounds like "kah loon " or "ka lune", something like that?