meyers a bottle of wine and a six pack of pbr.

glad that people are free to block and/or ignore plurks from pedantic fuckwits on plurk!

trying to decide from marmite on toast or a kimchee hot dog.

decided that the remainder of today is PANTS FREE

listening to Frankmusik- Gotta Boyfriend on last.fm

he had mickey mouse and heart shaped pancakes for brunch.

it is appletini o'clock.

the heat you are all feeling is from my hot hot body.

it's true: EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS

that little bunnies taste like donuts