Welp, I clicked "Play Plurk Lottery" to figure out what it is.

I literally do not know how Telephone (Lady Gaga, obvs) has 439 plays at the top of my iTunes list.

I wonder how many replies I'll get through in the Rose/Justin thread before I start popping off religious pick-up lines

oh hello love meme I did not see til literally this minute in time.

Hikaru is always encouraging girls to beat him up. idk how this happens.

I'm trying to fool my body into thinking I'm not tired.

how is there not a ed page for blackjackrocket's wank; I am disappoint.

why am I considering a second game *someone make me stop I don't even know*

HMD! Now free of HTML mistakes! lol

You know, if you hit me with the door, you could at least say sorry >>