wait they have godzilla movies maybe my worst fear (nuclear horror) will put me to sleep (it wont)
tubi having every mummy movie except the one i want to watch is insane. perhaps even homophobic
somebody decent pls start paying me or something i wanna go ice skating again
they spotted tom cruise at olympics day 1 and said we need him to fucking jump out of a plane for us
they should invent not having a period for boys
trying not to post insane things on plurk within 4 hours of joining but i think im funny but my jokes are only understood by me
i shouldve brought hooked with me 😭 its such a good book and at least i would probably be relaxed
And then there was an exclusive interview done with a man who claimed to be the auditor who was hired to follow tom cruise around to force him back int- half distracted by a 3 hour iceberg video about the amazing world of gumball wait ocho is a spider?
I CAN FEEL MYSELF BEING TIRED BUT I CANT RELAX AND SNOOZE PLEASE
the simplified view has cute emoticons but its so inaccessible on my phone lmao