if someone loves you and you are twice older, what should you do? pls advise.

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head….just to avoid your face.

I heard you had a brain surgery… but the brain rejected you?

When your mom dropped you off at the school , she got a ticket for littering.

If you can’t ignore an insult, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh it off; and if you can’t laugh it off, it’s probably deserved.

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good aftewrnoon..leavin work now...night out again...hic

“Kung bicycle tayo?
Handa akong ibangga wag lang tayong mag break.”