one should never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

Nylons give women a run for their money.

Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

May you never forget what is worth remembering. Or remember what is best forgotten.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

P.M.S ?!! Hell, this is one of my better days!!

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!