[Sims] Me: Go to sleep, Sim.
Sim: THERE'S A CAT ON MY SIDE OF THE BED. UUUHHHNNNNUHHHHNNNN /WHINE
Me: ...CAN YOU SRSLY NOT JUST PUSH HIM FF

OKAY. KEEP LOOKING FOR JOBS. IT'S OKAY IF YOU LOST THE PHONE NUMBER. KEEP GOING. GO GO. GO.

[job hunting] turns out the job was actually misinformation... god, this... this really blows on so many levels.

hngh. slept like shit. this needs to stop.

Hotdog Eats a Batman

www.mntgaiden.com/som/4k... GAHAHAHA

kenny singing con te partiro

[JOB HUNTING] HIRED! WOOHOOOOO!!! RAVE PARTY EMOTES ENCOURAGED!

[news/animal discovery] Tursiops australis, the burrunan dolphin, has been recognised as a new species.

[meme] Somehow, Kenneth has shown up at your door. What is your reaction?