Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk.

I always talk to my cat like hes gonna answer me.

" You still make me smile. Even if you are the main reason why I'm sad."

Fya, no school!

(604): I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.

(440): Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

With my kickass camera, this summer is going to be amazing.

TOO THE WINNNNNNNNNNNNDOW, TOOOOOOOOOO THE WAALLL

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