husband is home today with a crook back. Poor baby. Yet he refuses to see any sort of chiro or doctor. Typical.

she really needs to shift herself off this puter. Kids gharishly neglected today

I'm changing jeans. No way I'm going to last through The Dark Knight in these crotch-busters. Vanity be damned

Daughter is trying to convince me that ham-and-strawberry is an excellent flavour combination for a sandwich.

she's not the world's happiest camper today I could share more, but I'd bore you.

The day improves: I've just been invited to speak at the Melbourne Writer's Festival. This is HUGE. *Squeal!*

Dragged my sorry butt out of bed to check emails and now I'm going back there. Virus has taken hold.

the television has been on for 8 straight hours. Today, I couldn't give a rats' ass.

sick. I just want to lie on the couch and watch my favourite movies all day. Is that really too much to ask?!

sick. Has just been in a car accident. Feel positively awful. Thanks God all of us are fine.