mkhall
@mkhall
male Takoma Park, MD, United States
A raconteur and part-time mal vivant with an ear for stories and a knack for telling them, mkh is also inordinately fond of talking about himself in the third person.
I am no longer hospitalized. Therefore, it is advisable to once again lock up your liquor cabinets, impressionable children, and morality.
Oh jolly. I just found out that the poor fellow with the mutilated feet in the next bed actually has a highly contagious disease, MRSA.
I am listening to the stentorian breathing and nightmare babbling of the fellow in the next hospital bed, with legs like the Elephant Man.
It sucks to discover that the rocks in your head have migrated to your kidneys. On the plus side: Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmorphine!
I am beginning to wonder if there is some curse on me determined to hose SXSE for me each year.
mkhall
is
home sick today, and weighing the need to rest against the need to be productive.
I'm having Easter lunch with my father and brother. It's simple - just ham and potato salad and rolls - but being with family make
mkhall
has
the windows open to save money, and it is 82 and damp in the house this morning. He may need to break down and turn on the AC. 
Last night I dreamed of personal identity destruction so complete there were no longer even any records I had ever lived, no one knew me.
I can't find my calendar. Isn't the end of the world coming up soon? If not, who do I talk to about getting it moved up?