mkhall
@mkhall
male Takoma Park, MD, United States
A raconteur and part-time mal vivant with an ear for stories and a knack for telling them, mkh is also inordinately fond of talking about himself in the third person.
An 866 number keeps calling me between 6am-11pm. I don't answer unknown calls, and they aren't leaving messages, so too bad. #collections
There are no bad words, only misused words.
Some days thunderstorms alone cannot bring me peace.
Beside my dentist's parking lot huge iguanas sun themselves while parrots feast on seagrapes in the treetops.
If an axe falls in the office and there's no-left left to feel it, does it still make a pink slip?
Certain, select female friends appreciate me for my creepy old mannerisms. The rest filed restraining orders.
I am wondering if the lack of meteorological hurricanes in recent years has led to an increase in metaphorical hurricanes.
Dear Facebook: If the only thing I have in common with someone is that we both live in Miami, there is little chance they are a friend.
I have been in the sun for far too long today, even though it was indirect. I am exhausted.
Thank Chango for Bacardi and their media noches.