they all ask me what's so special about him. but i didn't answer them because i'm afraid that they'll fall in love with him too

I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn't have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

Dear iTunes, Please realize that when I put you on "shuffle", I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip... skip... skip...

aw karma down. paboost please?

Bye.

Dear Google, If I don't see what I'm looking for on the first page, I assume it doesn't exist. Sincerely, Everyone

Whoever created Spongebob was really dirty. I mean come on. "Sandy Cheeks" "Krusty Krab" "Bikini Bottom"

KARMA UP!

Pregnant teen in 1991: "Oh shit, I'm pregnant, my mom's gonna kill me!" Pregnant teen in 2011: "FUCK YES! I can be on MTV!"

That awkward moment when you can't stop laughing while telling a joke and when ur finally done ur friends doesnt even get it.