once a giant monkey named Ramone.

to learn how to flurp without getting caught.

about the whole 'male nipple' thing. What's with that?

a twitch. It's not nervous. It's a supremely confident twitch.

something insane.

What is it about lemurs? I just want to cuddle them.

the world doesn't blow up when he goes to sleep tonight. That would suck. (in the bad way)

like a monkey without enough hair.

11 of the spices that are used to make Kentucky Fried Chicken. (Please don't ask which ones)