...aaaand the rain begins in earnest during last two minutes of play. #FirstWorldProblems #SoccerMomBlues
at Thing One's first soccer "game" and deeply bemused.
sitting in the shade with a book and listening to The Best of Parliament. #LifeIsGood
"Asymmetrical Nostrils" will be the name of my next rock band.
Aaaaaaaah, the Yellow Face...it burns us, Precioussss...
went to bed early to make up for previous nights' insomnia, and was visited with multiple anxiety dreams. #Zombie #FML #FirstWorldProblems
Whoa, wait a minute...when did I become a suburban #soccer mom? Aaaiiiieeeeeee!!!!!
Well, it looks like Hurricane Irene blew the Laundry Fairy off course...guess I'd better get busy.
Kids' party + Tesla coil = OoooooOOOOH AaaaAAAAHHH