MYSPACE!

pootietang

alyssa is a sassy vamp.

i like you a lot, lot. all we want is hot, hot- _________________. (fill in with the chorus and you get a kiss!)

a new phone. ATTN!! Blackberry's are no fun unless you're a middle aged real estate investor or do business in hong kong or some shit.

pokemon

decided that plurk doesn't work / karma doesn't go up without him having a computer.

off to read. berrb!

's plurk has fallen to a dangerously low 49.31. help me raise it??

oh shit, shake that ass, ma. move it like a gypsy. stop, woah! back it up, now lemme see yo hips SWING!